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My ex told me that I should go and see a doctor so I can be happy. He doesn’t realise that I have been happy for a while. I’m only a shitty cunt whenever he talks to me.
This was pretty much my response.
I don’t need to go see a doctor to be happy. You know why? Coz fuck you, that’s why.
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(Source: thefrogman)
I think my pants just caught fire.
It’s only a matter of time.
I’d watch Hungry Hungry Hippos if it starred Liam Neeson.
Have you ever been so excited you can’t sleep?
I have. I am. Please just let me get through today without breaking shit.
I better not derp.
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Oh you dirty minded folk
Dave what are you drawing STOP THAT DAVE






