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My ex told me that I should go and see a doctor so I can be happy. He doesn’t realise that I have been happy for a while. I’m only a shitty cunt whenever he talks to me. 

This was pretty much my response.

I don’t need to go see a doctor to be happy. You know why? Coz fuck you, that’s why. 

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I think my pants just caught fire.

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I AM DOING

Dog is talented. 

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

memehermetica:

It’s only a matter of time. 

I’d watch Hungry Hungry Hippos if it starred Liam Neeson.

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Have you ever been so excited you can’t sleep?

I have. I am. Please just let me get through today without breaking shit.

I better not derp.

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rolals-choiceoceantits:

shadowlillium:

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Oh you dirty minded folk

Dave what are you drawing STOP THAT DAVE

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Fishies!Horse Fishies!

Fishies!

Horse Fishies!

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